If you saw David Hirst in Meadowhall, what would you do?

[potnoodle_choptick_SUFC]

DON'T MESS WITH ME, OR I'L 360 NO SCOPE THEE

 

[South London Blade]

Is it half term?

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Is it half term?

His Xbox is probably broken

 

[Mustela Putorius Furo]

How in F***'s name would anyone be able to "flip" David Hirst? He's about the size of Meadowhall.

 

[Jon Bon]

Sometimes Care in the Community just doesn't go far enough, although I do like the sound of '360 No Scop-ing' someone - whatever the fuck that is.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Xbox generation at its finest.

OT what the Fuck would I be doing in meadowhell?

 

[boo radley]

Kenilworth. Sort this out potnoodle_choptick_SUFC. . please send him back to which ever multiverse he came.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Sometimes Care in the Community just doesn't go far enough, although I do like the sound of '360 No Scop-ing' someone - whatever the fuck that is.

Voila

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=360+no-scope

 

[Jehovah]

I would carry on teling our lass she looks nice in the 50th dress she has tried on, while actually looking at sky bet app on my phone in despair as my weekend bets fall to pieces in the 90th minute.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

Breath in and let him past.

 

[Trigger Blade]

Kenilworth. Sort this out potnoodle_choptick_SUFC. . please send him back to which ever multiverse he came.

What's a choptick? You have to worry about somebody who appears not to be able to spell his own name.

Tigger

 

[Maidenhead]

I'd be really peed off that I'd been dragged down to Meadowhall

 

[Grecian2000]

Good work BOSS.

Not sure I'm going to give this a go though:

360 no-scope
To spin around and then after completing a full rotation inserting yourself into you partner and ejaculating in the space of 3 or less seconds

 

[Rusty view]

If I "bumped" into him, I'd probably be unconcious.

 

[Russ]

I'd refer to this stupid thread for guidance.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Why did the woman cross the road?

To go back in the first shop we went in two fucking hours ago.

 

[Bladesman]

Ive met him more than once but just said Hello then ignored him. Just comes across much like Waddle as one of those people who expects you to know who is and fall over him.

 

[Kenilworth]

Kenilworth. Sort this out potnoodle_choptick_SUFC. . please send him back to which ever multiverse he came.

Got nowt to do wi me Boo
If it's an escaped piggy then the animal husbandry brigade should take care of it

For the record - I may appear on here to be a sublime being but I have no access to a Tardis or similar vehicle so transporting something back to a mulitverse or alternative parallel universe is not within my power.

Soz.

 

[Bladebri]

Direct him to Mr Big

 

[South London Blade]

I have no access to a Tardis or similar vehicle

This newbie puts the tard in tardis

 

[mattbianco1]

Where's the "Oh, I think that's David Hirst" button? Followed by the "I don't really care" button.

Ask us one on Brian Deane and you may get sensible responses

 

[Kenilworth]

Who the fuck is David Hirst?


Is he the bloke that fixes dead things in formaldehyde and calls it "art"?


Wanker!

 

[Cyprus Blade]

Just checking the manual before I vote

 

[JJ Sefton]

First off I'd surprise him with a leg drop. Bewildered, I'd then double tap him with a suplex and a DDT before getting him in the Boston Crab. I'd finish with the People's Elbow then head off to the food court for lunch.

 

[Esablade]

Not sure I'd recognise him anymore...isn't he doing some kind of punditry???

 

[blade too long]

Last time I saw David Hirst in Meadowhall I said Ill have fries with that as well

 

[alcoblade]

Where's the "Ask him for Fries with that" option?

Edit: Doh! Should have read all the replies first

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[raul]

First off I'd surprise him with a leg drop. Bewildered, I'd then double tap him with a suplex and a DDT before getting him in the Boston Crab. I'd finish with the People's Elbow then head off to the food court for lunch.

What would you have?

 

[JJ Sefton]

What would you have?

Chips and sauce.

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

David Hirst has slapped more weight on . He only knows a limited number of letters in the alphabet

OBCT




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