Chris Porter - Key Player

[Dec]

http://worldcup-livestream.com/sheffield-united-fenerbahce-live-31-07-2014/

"Tonight Chris Porter (GB-ENG) will be the key player of Sheffield United, plays as Forward. He has seven goals for Sheffield United. Porter accurate passes are zero and have done zero fouls. He has zero yellow cards. The Forward total shots are zero. Chris is 30 years old."

Makes you wonder why we need to look elsewhere.

 

[itsinyerblood]

http://worldcup-livestream.com/sheffield-united-fenerbahce-live-31-07-2014/

"Tonight Chris Porter (GB-ENG) will be the key player of Sheffield United, plays as Forward. He has seven goals for Sheffield United. Porter accurate passes are zero and have done zero fouls. He has zero yellow cards. The Forward total shots are zero. Chris is 30 years old."

Makes you wonder why we need to look elsewhere.

I'm impressed!

 

[Grecian2000]

Porter accurate passes are zero

He's the new Monty, move him back into the engine room.

 

[blader]

Think that counts as a decent season for Porter

 

[Hurby]

Having read the above, I quickly forgot my personal impressions and general unease. The miracles a fan forum can perform - I wish...

 

[lawlessdan]

Got to be impressed with 7 goals and zero shots

 

[stringjunior]

http://worldcup-livestream.com/sheffield-united-fenerbahce-live-31-07-2014/

"Tonight Chris Porter (GB-ENG) will be the key player of Sheffield United, plays as Forward. He has seven goals for Sheffield United. Porter accurate passes are zero and have done zero fouls. He has zero yellow cards. The Forward total shots are zero. Chris is 30 years old."

Makes you wonder why we need to look elsewhere.

Just spat my beer out reading that. Brilliant

 

[Jehovah]

The forward total shots are zero. Chris is zero years old...

 

[TonyAgana]

Got to be impressed with 7 goals and zero shots

Lethal Chrizzle.

 

[Dec]

Well I did tell yer...

 

[blade too long]

he heads , he scores

 

[mattbianco1]

http://worldcup-livestream.com/sheffield-united-fenerbahce-live-31-07-2014/

"Tonight Chris Porter (GB-ENG) will be the key player of Sheffield United, plays as Forward. He has seven goals for Sheffield United. Porter accurate passes are zero and have done zero fouls. He has zero yellow cards. The Forward total shots are zero. Chris is 30 years old."

Makes you wonder why we need to look elsewhere.

Not as daft as you thought that write up.