Blades players with apt surnames

[Trafford]

I was going to ask whether Billy was sharp the other night but realised in the nick of time that the thread would take a different direction. Which got me thinking about Blades with apt surnames. I thought of Billy Sharp, George Long, Gary Speed and Doc Pace while I was out running this morning, can we get a full team?

 

[PandaCola]

Neil Ramsbottom in goal

 

[silverfox]

Currie was hot!

 

[raul]

Johnannes Ohwhathtefuckwasthatsupposedtobe.

 

[Mustela Putorius Furo]

Did John Cutbush have a penchant for "intimate topiary"?

 

[Mustela Putorius Furo]

Did Joe Bolton design DIY components?

 

[Mustela Putorius Furo]

What was it that Paul Rogers did?

 

[Sestanovich]

Did Jostein Flo?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Hao Hai Dong.

His penis was half way up his torso apparently.

 

[judge]

Chris playoffretard

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Dennis Longhorn..at least according to an old schoolgirl mate of mine back in around1977.

 

[Tyler Durden]

11 posts and no mention of Dean Windass!

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

If we did end up signing Harley Deane, he'd tick the apt Christian name box too.

 

[Woodwardfan]

Ahmed Fathy - good player completely wasted.

 

[Harry's Game]

Alcock....

Or so I've heard anyway.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Stuart Macaw

 

[judge]

John averagesquadplayer

Fred shit
Jack useless
Tony noresalevalue

 

[blade too long]

John averagesquadplayer

Fred shit
Jack useless
Tony noresalevalue

your not taking this seriously

I can tell

 

[blade too long]

Ken worthy ,,,,as good as Ken
whitehouse ,,,, home of the club president
aga na ,,,, not really a cooker
Booker ,,, sells booking great holidays
Gannon ,,,, geordie leaving
Done ,,, finished with aplomb

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Bruce Dyer - Surprisingly decent
Craig Short - Surprisingly tall
Nick Blackman - He's no Papiss Cisse

 

[Selly]

Jonathan Shitbastard

Using the pronunciation of Shitbastard that makes it sound like Hunt of course...

 

[raul]

Shitbastard comes with the forename Craig.

 

[blade too long]

nick blackman , , how slavery started

 

[judge]

Harry steppingstone
Kevin oneyearcontract
Jordan getmeoutofhere
Nick shopwindow
Conor comeandgetmeplea

 

[SherburnBlade]

Colin Occupantsofinterplanetarycraft
Out of this world

 

[Bladesway]

Johnannes Ohwhathtefuckwasthatsupposedtobe.

Was that Rob Kozluks real name?

 

[DifferentClass]

Hao Hai Dong.

His penis was half way up his torso apparently.

Why we never signed his friends Wei Hung Lo and Long Fat Kok is beyond me.

 

[Trafford]

I sense that some of you aren't taking this seriously, so let's open it up to include players who probably wish they had a different surname, starting with Adrian Littlejohn.

 

[vorpal blade]

Littlejohn is a fantastic surname, take that back you cur.


and i† meant that the Robin Hood song made sense unlike the Ryan Giggs ripp off that Man u sang.

 

[bigbirdblade]

With Hao Hai Dong and Marcus bent up front we would have had a bent dong!