a message for all police..

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I thought the phase 5 occurrence in today's match was very re-assuring. In case of an emergency during a match, I can be safe in the knowledge that the stewards will stand up.
Trouble is most of them don't until the one next to them does.

It's all very confusing for them.
 
Phase 5 makes it sound as though there is a plan. Maybe we should be happy there is a plan for something!
 
Phase 5 means increase vigilance ie stand up and look confused
Phase 4 means increase vigilance but don't look confused
Phase 3 means the fans are getting restless try to keep an eye out for brewing trouble
Phase 2 means we are 300 stewards and police and there are 19,000, some drunk and all pissy about to invade the pitch and we should try to stop them
Phase 1 means fuck it I ain't being paid enough to try and stop half a dozen drunk and violent Neanderthals I quit.
 
Phase 5 means increase vigilance ie stand up and look confused
Phase 4 means increase vigilance but don't look confused
Phase 3 means the fans are getting restless try to keep an eye out for brewing trouble
Phase 2 means we are 300 stewards and police and there are 19,000, some drunk and all pissy about to invade the pitch and we should try to stop them
Phase 1 means fuck it I ain't being paid enough to try and stop half a dozen drunk and violent Neanderthals I quit.

That sounds about right.
 

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